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[The Witch Clock: Prelude]

Quit

"First thing, I AM MUFFINSCLOCK.

This is my finest work yet."

If this SERIOUSLY is your best work ever then just give up. Im not being mean or anything im being dead serious. You give flash a bad name. its not there to be your f))))) toy!

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Wow. Just fucking wow.
First you go off and spat off at the mouth on one of my flashes.
And THEN, you go and watch another one.
If you don't like a paticular artists flash, then don't watch anymore of it, you retard.
Secondly, what the fuck? Are you too afraid to say the F word or something?
Might it hurt your tiny, 11-year-old ears?
Oh, I'm fucking sorry, I just said it again!
Fucker.
And finally, in closing, and to conclude, this is my best work. I may not be the best in flash ever, but you know what? I'm better then you.
Fucker.

[MAN 2: Naruto]

Your lucky im voting a one.

You know i would usually vote a frickin 0 but the only reason your overall is one cause its naruto related. Or is it. You and your little crew are ruining many famous animes, shows, etc with your little "shorts". Your "shorts" are bull. Nice people give you 10s or whatever because they feel sorry for you. People who have a brain (nice people have em too but don't give em 10s cause they are noobs) vote lower because they actually know how to vote. Now people who USE their brains (unlike your little crew) Vote very low because they know better. Hell if you tried, you could make your little crew better then it is and actually get some better comments then now. Anyway back to the movie. You made the katana's too wide. A katana is a thin/long sword. not 1 ft wide. The time Naruto is in is WAY before guns were invented. so don't go off being an ass and shooting a whatever the hell that thing was. Try learning anatomy, Get a tablet, learn actionscript, anything to stop the crappyness of Clock crew. Oh and the most annoying thing people hate is you trying to pull off a parody. Learn more flash, then come back and try again. I hope you burn in hell for ruining such a great Anime with your damn little parody strawberry clock crew. Oh and by the way, Why the hell a clock? Maybe you just can't draw or you just suck.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

WOW.
You have WAY too much free time if you can write THAT much crap and then get THAT anal over such a little thing.
First of all, if you noticed, in one the episodes they're using Walky-Talkies. Walkies-Talkies were invented after guns. Secondly, I chose Clocks because the only charactor Matt has (Who this flash is dedicated to) Is a Clock, and I don't know what he looks like in real life.
Nextly, the only one burning in hell is you.
Lastly, and most importantly, who the FUCK do you think you are, saying "OMFGIKNOWALOTABOUTFLASHLOLANDAMANEXPERIENCEDNGPERSON" When you have never even made a flash, or, and are about the most inactive person I have EVER seen.
Thank you, rot in hell.

[Eat Strawberry Pies]

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Its... I don't know how to explain! I'm not gonna say anything rude but that just sucked. I mean... I can't explain how weirded out I am by this flash!

SlikRik19 responds:

Well thank you.

-SlikRik
F-KREW Mischief Maker